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What did the valentine card say to the stamp?<br />A. Stick with me and we'll go places!<br /><br />Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?<br />A. "I find you very attractive."<br /><br />Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?<br /> A. "You're fun to hang around with."<br /><br />Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?<br />A. "I love you a whole watt!"<br /><br />Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a great big kiss?<br /><br />Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?<br />A. "I love you a ton!"<br /><br />Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?<br /> A. "I'm sweet on you!"<br /><br />Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?<br />A. Hog and kisses!<br /><br />Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?<br />A. He fell in love with a pin cushion!<br /><br />Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! [I love you]<br /><br />Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?<br />A. "I dot my i's on you!"<br /><br />Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?<br />A. Ughs and kisses!<br /><br />Q. What did one pickle say to the other?<br />A. "You mean a great dill to me."<br /><br />Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?<br />A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37800905-808946930047010269?l=myjokes2u.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bobkeheknoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37800905.post-1164602833920751432006-11-26T20:44:00.000-08:002006-11-26T20:47:13.926-08:00A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to thepharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm goingto my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"<br /><br />The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me anothercondom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too.<br /><br /><br />"The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give meone more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makeseyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to make a move!<br /><br /><br />During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.<br /><br />When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head andstarts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner andthank you for all you give us.<br /><br />"A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."<br /><br />Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,keeping his head down.<br /><br />The others look at each other surprised and hisgirlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "Ididn't know you were so religious."<br /><br />The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was apharmacist!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37800905-116460283392075143?l=myjokes2u.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bobkeheknoreply@blogger.com0